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NEW MOVIES!  APRIL 6 - APRIL 12, 2010

*BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL - NEW ORLEANS (dir: Werner Herzog, R) – There was never really any doubt that Werner Herzog directing Nicolas Cage in a reimagining of an insane Abel Ferarra film would be memorable. And, as expected, Herzog lets Nic go totally bonkers, chewing the scenery like it's beef jerky and talking to iguanas that don't exist. You even get a little Val Kilmer for your buck.

THE BLACK BALLOON (dir: Elissa Down, PG-13) – An Australian teenager tries to woo the girl of his dreams without his autistic brother messing everything up. Toni Collette co-stars as the family matriarch.

THE COLLECTOR (dir: Marcus Dunstan, R) – An ex-con planning on robbing a wealthy family gets a shock when he finds that a second, and far more dangerous, criminal has also targeted the family.
DROOL (dir: Nancy Kissam, Not Rated) – An abused wife accidentally kills her jerky husband and before she knows it she's on a sweet road trip with her best friend. It's like THELMA & LOUISE with a corpse in the trunk.

THE DUNGEON MASTERS (dir: Keven McAlester, Not Rated) – If you thought the dorks in DARKON and MONSTER CAMP were pathetic, just wait until you get a look at these D&D lifers.

HARLEM ARIA (dir: William Jennings, R) – Despite his limitations, a young, mentally challenged man from Harlem shoots for opera stardom in this drama that is, depending on your outlook, either manipulative and treacly or inspiring and understated.
HIGH LIFE (dir: Gary Yates, R) – Timothy Olyphant stars in this Canadian heist movie set in 1983 about a group of junkies who decide to rob the newly installed ATM at the local bank. Since they are a group of junkies, expect problems.

JADE WARRIOR (dir: Antti-Jussi Annila, PG-13) – You've been waiting forever and it's finally here. The first Kung Fu movie from Finland!

ROBIN WILLIAMS: WEAPONS OF SELF DESTRUCTION (dir: Marty Callner, Not Rated) – Following on the success of his LIVE ON BROADWAY special from a few years ago, Robin Williams once again rocks the mic. And with subjects like Sarah Palin and his own heart surgery to draw on, he jams a lot in. Not forgiving him for OLD DOGS though. Not yet.
SHARPE'S PERIL (dir: Tom Clegg, Not Rated) – Sean Bean is back as the popular swordsman and this time he's training a group of ragtag soldiers to fight a legendary bandit who has been robbing the East India Company's trains.

SON OF MAN (dir: Mark Dornford-May, Not Rated) – It barely missed an Easter release but that's no reason to ignore this reimagining of the life of Jesus Christ in modern South Africa.

^TAXIDERMIA (dir: Gyorgy Palfi, Not Rated) – The Hungarian director of HUKKLE returns with a radically different film about three generations of men in a very disturbing family. The final result falls somewhere between DELICATESSEN and CALIGULA.

YESTERDAY WAS A LIE (dir: James Kerwin, PG) – A female Phillip Marlowe-type tries to solve a mystery involving a mysterious nightclub singer in this black & white-shot film noir homage.

* = GREG's pick of the week!         ^ = Bart's pick of the week!

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