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NEW MOVIES!  APRIL 13 - APRIL 19, 2010

^BEESWAX (dir: Andrew Bujalski, Not Rated) – Watching movies can be hard. There are different characters you have to remember, things going on in the plot that are confusing and a general sense of forward momentum. Luckily, for those that find those factors intimidating, some people in Brooklyn invented mumblecore cinema, a type of movie where nothing happens because it's not cool to have things happen.

CRAZY ON THE OUTSIDE (dir: Tim Allen, PG-13) – I think Tim Allen's back on the coke. What else could explain this goofy directorial debut about a recently paroled small time criminal? Well, I guess it will hold me over until WILD HOGS 2: BACHELOR RIDE.

DEFENDOR (dir: Peter Stebbings, R) – Woody Harrelson plays a guy who realizes he's a superhero in this quirky comedy. The only problem? He has absolutely no special skills let alone super-powers.
DOLAN'S CADILLAC (dir: Jeff Beesley, R) – Oh, great. Another horror movie about a car based on something Stephen King wrote.

EASIER WITH PRACTICE (dir: Kyle Patrick Alvarez, Not Rated) – An undiscovered novelist heads out on the road to promote his book with his younger brother but soon gets overwhelmed with the boredom and loneliness of life on the road. Until he meets an interesting lady, that is.

THE FISH BELONG TO THE PEOPLE (dir: William Hyler, Not Rated) – This documentary is about a family of fishing people from Port Clyde who are struggling to keep afloat through dwindling fish numbers, government regulations that make them wicked mad and other boring stuff.
HIGH SCHOOL RECORD (dir: Ben Wolfinsohn, Not Rated) – Four awkward teenagers struggle through their senior year of high school in this fake documentary.

IRENE IN TIME (dir: Henry Jaglom, PG-13) – If you've been abusing that Ambien prescription and your doctor won't give you any more, have no fear, the new Henry Jaglom film is now available for all your sleep deprivation needs.

PIRATE RADIO (dir: Richard Curtis, R) – Phillip Seymour Hoffman stars in this fact-based comedy about 8 wild DJs broadcasting illegal rock music on a boat in the North Sea to the bored kids of the UK. And it's from the guy that made LOVE, ACTUALLY, which you know you secretly loved.
THE SLAMMIN' SALMON (dir: Kevin Heffernan, R) – Those crazy guys who made SUPER TROOPERS are back with this comedy set in a Miami restaurant with some very shady Mafia ties.

TENDERNESS (dir: John Polson, R) – When a young man is released from a juvenile detention center after killing his parents, the cop that put him away, played by Russell Crowe, doesn't believe he's rehabilitated and starts following his every move, becoming a deadly obsession.

THREE KINGDOMS: RESURRECTION OF THE DRAGON (dir: Daniel Lee, R) – Based on the same source material as RED CLIFF, this is an epic tale of civil war and brave young warriors. Just not as epic as RED CLIFF.
*WAVERIDERS (dir: Joel Conroy, Not Rated) – Did you know that there's a huge community of surfers in Ireland? Although the water temps are a bit chilly, nothing stops those guys (and girls) from catching a tube. This entertaining, albeit slight, documentary is narrated by Cillian Murphy.

YOUSSOU N'DOUR: I BRING WHAT I LOVE (dir: Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi, Not Rated) – Frustrated by the bad rap Islam was getting around the globe, Youssou N'Dour decided to make an album dedicated to a more tolerant view of the religion. This documentary shows how well the album was received around the world and how it caused him some trouble in his homeland of Senegal.

* = GREG's pick of the week!         ^ = Bart's pick of the week!

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